I Don't Speak School Shooter

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.

User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"

School Shooter

A person (usually depressed) who wishes to take out their anger by taking the lives of other students in a school building.

Something i am at risk of experiencing. call the police for me, tell them that someone is threatening to shoot up ordean east middle school. if you see a school shooter, they are dangerous, and you should run and hope they didn't see you first.

School shooter

The Quiet Kid

Quiet Kid: I'm now a school shooter

School Shooters

Alright... This guy is a fucking retard. This guy, Alec Baldwin's brother, says that all of the school shooters played 1 of 3 games. Fortnite, Call of Duty, or GTA...

Hym "That's like saying 'All of the school shooters had eyes.' Like, if you play video games... That chances that you DON'T play CoD, Fortnite, or GTA are basically 0. Like, these people are fucking retarded. And the pundit, Patrick Bet David, goes 🤯 HIS MIND IS BLOWN! HIS MIND IF BLOWN BY THE CONNECTION GUYS! FUCKING RETARD! He's a fucking retard. The pundit is a retard. The guy he is interviewing is a fucking retard. Like, you see why you're shit, right? Like, you are a pundit and you can see your relationship to me and the rest of the world and you know that you are shit, right? Like, all the school shooters, right? They all ate cheeseburgers! Can you believe it!? They ALL ate cheeseburgers at some point in their lives."

Patrick Bet David 🤯 "WOOOOOOAH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAH!! MY MIND IS BLOWN RIGHT NOW!"

School Shooter

The real heroes of the school

Guys a school shooter has come to save us.

School Shooter Combo

When someone runs in a zig-zag sprint, usually when getting shot at.

He was getting shot at, so he School Shooter Combo’d.

I got shot, I had to perform the School Shooter Combo

School Shooter Chic

An aesthetic popular in, but not exclusive to, video games from the mid 2000s. Characterized by brooding, gun-toting protagonists with morals that are loose at best and liberal use of black, gray, and red. Examples include The Darkness, Shadow the Hedgehog, and Hatred.

"I just played a game about a grim, amoral antihero who brutally guns down his foes in a black and gray world colored only by splatters of blood. It was truly school shooter chic."