the one person in your life that you cannot live without; a loved one, someone very special to you
"I think I'm going to ask Katrina to marry me."
"Why? You've only known her for 5 days..."
"Because, she's my Novalee Schultz"
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Was the best boyfriend in the world, always knew how to make me smile and feel better. untill school started. and now things have never and will never be the same.
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kyle schultz...
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thee hottest girl that god put on this planet
Guy 1:Did you see that girl over there she was almost as hot as Stefani Schultz?!
Guy 2: Impossible.
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Sticking your finger in your girlfriend's ass, and wiping the residue on your own upper lip.
Same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of giving your female partner the shitstache, you give it to yourself.
Tom was about to give Carla a Dirty Sanchez, but go so caught up in the moment, it quickly became a Dirty Schultz instead.
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After the game, when the hockey team bends over the worst player on the team in the locker room and take turns fucking him from behind. Not stopping until everyone finishes on his head.
BROOOO! WE FINALLY WON! LETS GO HAVE A DIRTY SCHULTZ
Renovation work that is done with little skill or care, wrong tools or material in order to complete the job.
Who did that gyp-rocking , because it looks like a "A Schultz Job"
He is a general weirdo with server autism he can not spell or write he thinks that it is cool to play basketball and always gets boiled by year 10s
He is of Jewish decent
He hits on your sister and likes someone Called jo
He can not go to the toilet because of his throumbus and his deep vein problems.
Hayden Schultz: Hey man
Hayden Schultz: Drive,drive oh your crap
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