Bloody Schwartz

While ass-fucking a bitch as hard as you can, shove a dreidel in her pussy and twist as hard as possible, and keep pushing in, until blood is spewing from both holes.

Note: Practiced mostly in the Jewish community.

I punished that bitch last night, I gave her the old fuckin Bloody Schwartz.

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Mr Schwartz

a literal god , he is the reincarnation of Jesus and is to sexy to comprehend . he was caught having you know what with his nephew (a minor) but we all know it was a deepfake. currently in the campell county detention center with his fiancé tyrone.

I love mr Schwartz

Holly Schwartz

A piece of Heaven on earth, from a small town in Oklahoma.

“You are such a Holly Schwartz! I’m gonna marry you one day.”

Henry Schwartz

Tends to like your cut "g"

Henry Schwartz thinks your cut is nice.

ben schwartz

ben schwartz is one of the greatest and funniest human being of all time. he was born in 1981 on september 15th. he also has a sister. k bye

someone: hey who is that cute jewish improver with great hair??

him?? oh thats just beaker..i mean ben schwartz.

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Emily Schwartz

Because Emily is a ginger, she likes to lure people in by making them think she is really nice; what they do not expect is when she sucks their soul clean out of their body. If you call Emily a ginger, she will say she's "strawberry blonde" but we see through her lies. Don't trust this backstabbing meme sending soul sucking bitch. Also her dog is a servent of satan.

person 1:*coughs* gee I think I lost my voice
person 2: no that was just Emily Schwartz eating your fucking soul
person 1: oh

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Marty Schwartz

a guitar legend and erotic wood sniffer that anyone whos played guitar any time past the late 90s should know also everyone's guitar teacher and a god among men

yo you're playing guitar man you should look up a Marty Schwartz tutorial

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