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A dangerous weapon of mass destruction. Usually used to cut thin processed parts of trees. Because scissors are shiny and silver they are sharp, shiny, objects used to attract stupid people.
The scissors will destroy the world.
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two colliding vaginas, usually belonging to lesbians or bi-curious female individuals.
Aww man, that bitch scissored my pussy soo hard last night!!!
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Only the coolest toy you can give your child for Christmas. Every child wants them. But don't bother with the child proof ones, they are not fun.
Mom: I just bought Timmy the scissors he wanted and He is s happy.
#2 Mom: Wow! Suzzy had hers for two days and she cut her finger off.
Mom:Wow she must really love them!
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The verbal translation of the commonly used online notation "<3"
Originally used to show that electronic expressions of love are not to be taken seriously, but is now commonly used where you would say "love" or "heart" in speech.
"My girlfriend won't stop sending me text messages that say 'I scissors you.'"
"We should go get some pizza, I scissors pizza."
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A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of scissors) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm.
I felt myself get hard as I peeked through the window and watched Taylor and Amber get naked and make out on the bed, but it wasn't until they began scissoring that I realized I had just creamed in my pants.
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two women engaged in an act of tribadism: Usually laying down, they straddle each other half ways, rubbing cunts together.
"i watched a porn with two fine ass bitches scissoring...it got me so wet!"
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A tool used to cut bushes or food packaging/string or hair
She uses scissors to cut the meat's packaging off
The hairdresser uses scissors to cut the girl's hair short
He uses kitchen scissors to cut the butcher's string off from the food