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n. any form of currency, and/or relating to money
Have a nice day at the beach you lazy bastard, one of us has to work and bring in the scones!
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To be stoned while eating a scone from Starbucks.
(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)
*In starbucks eating a pumpkin scone*
Hey Jane Doe I'm stoned.
No John Doe, You're sconed.
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When a group of young wans go to Edinburgh for a weekend lookin for some serious scottish bone- scone.
Jayzus Susan...Hes a quare fine scone. I'd put some cream on that!
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A Better way to say "owned" or "pwned"
Started by an insane math teacher playing world of warcraft.
"I just sconed that noob!"
"You got SCONED!"
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A shite male hairstyle favoured originally by English and European footballers in the 1970's and 80's (origin unknown), though the most classic examples can be found in the mid to late 1980's. Essentially the sytle comprises of a type of back permed (usually shortish) mullet. Only the back of the hair is permed and it is these curly parts that are referred to as 'The Scones'. The style maybe referred to solely as a back perm and the length of the scones themselves can vary.
Variations involved a top perm with a closer cropped back and sides, but to refer to these as 'Scones' would be technically incorrect. The word is a derivative of the Australian slang for head scone
Classic examples would cite Kevin Keegan and Chris Waddle but other European examples are available.
"Hey mate is that a home perm? those scones are great!"
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To be beaten until the point you are nothing but moosh to be baked into a pastry
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When someone has had a more then an adequate weekend fuelled with copious amounts of alcohol and pingers and on Sunday decides to simmer down with weed and is feeling very much stoned and scattered.
Brendan was very sconed Sunday after his weekend at Cartel nightclub.
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