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I was a bit short on cash, so i helped myself to a dvd player from the house down the road, letting myself in with my scouse key.
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An extremely violent and alcohol-induced brawl involving two large sections of opposing men, women and children. Usually from Liverpool.
"Have you heard the news about the MiddleEast?"
"I know, it's turned into a right scouse wedding."
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An inhabitant of the city of liverpool, someone born in liverpool or someone with the most disgusting f English Accents
Eeee Arrr I'm a fookin tire thief!
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The term used for people who have spent too many hours exposed to the power UV rays, be them natural or from tubes in the Croxteth branch of 'tant-tastic'. The results are often a lobster like complextion, i.e. bright red! Although not exclusive to natives of Liverpool, it is more often than not both men and women of Merseyside who can be seen sporting this look.
Look at the colour of that skin, too many hours on the sunbed or on Birkdale Golf Course, got to be a Scouse Lobster...
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An individual introducing a certain northen charm into the beautiful game, almost always resulting in a right royal fuck up.
We were well on for scoring then but Tone had to twat it up with his fucking scouse flair!
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Dazza: Eh Brian are you goin out tonight mate?
Brian: Nah mate don't get me dole money till friday
Dazza: Calm down calm down youse can give the scouse cashpoint a try!
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Cretinous moron music made by equally cretinous bedroom dj's. Named after the occupants of the city that spawned it - liverpool. Usually consists of cheesy female vocal overlaid with 'my first mixtape' style drum sample. Enjoyed by dickheads.
scouse-house, the music designed and listened to exclusively by dickheads.
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