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The act of orally engulfing the entire male scrotum in one's mouth.
See also tea bag
Dolores was a real charmer. She gave me a total scrotal and then finished me off.
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A theory in evolution explaining why the male human specimen developed two voluptuous balls instead of keeping the standard one nard. The evolutionary process began shortly after 1901 when Hubert Cecil Booth invented the vacuum cleaner. It is perceived in old written scripture that angry housewives would often explode on their male counter parts and suck their poor sad little dangler right up the vacuum hose. Thus forcing men to develop a second nut.
The first signs of SCROTAL FISSION were noticed in 1909, when Dr. Edbert Cockle was fondling a young man behind a desk, when had noticed a strange bulge in the boys scrotum next to his nut.
The act of taking notes on the stretched skin of your scrotum
Rick: Hey man got a sheet of paper?
Alex: Nah man, I take Scrotal Notations now, way easier
Rick: Oh...dude wtf?
The often genitally violent karmic results of your naughtiness. Those with unbalanced Chodal Karma must be purged with forceful propulsion of limbs towards the happy sack.
Scrotal Justice is enforced by the Scrotal Infantry who use Scrotal Violence as authorized by the Scrotal Magistrate.
Mr. Jones put on steel-toed boots in preparation to exact scrotal justice on his target offender.
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Unshaven genital region on a male.
I wanted to give him a hummer, but the douchebag had a scrotal mullet.
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A white, salty substance created in the scrotum. The sap can be harvested by pumping on the trunk of the scotum. If the sap is not harvested for long periods of time it is sometimes secreted while the host of the scrotum is dormant.
When we finished up I blew my scrotal sap in her face.
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Beating the living shit out of the testicles with a large, heavy inanimate object to the point of annihilation.
You are going to get a scrotal jackhammer if you keep poking me in my eye you fucking monkey.
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