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Either a nickname or an insult for a friend/enemy. Sounds non-serious, so maybe don't use it a serious moment.
John: "Yo! What's up you scurvy dogs?"
or
Skeletor: "MWAHAHAHAAHA! YOU SCURVY DOGS DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME!"
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Contemptible tricky dishonest man
Girl1: Everything seems to be nothing at all after what we've been through :(
Girl2: Scurvy knave!!
When you are about to orgasm in the orifice of your choice on your passed out sex partner - double box their ears immediately following orgasm. If they still don't move or fail to respond in a positive manner, it is determined they have full blown scurvy.
Did you hear that he had to do a Scurvy Check?
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The terrible illness that a person (usually female) gets when they read fanfiction for a prolonged amount of time that contains no lemons (aka: smut, sex).
So I was reading this fic and I was wondering when there would be a lemon, but then I noticed it was rated T! I've got serious fanfiction scurvy now, can you link me to some good lemons?
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A punch to the mouth resulting in symptoms comparable to scurvy:
Formation of spots on the lips, spongy gums, and bleeding from loss of teeth.
A person with the ailment looks pale, feels weak as piss, and is momentarily immobilised.
Did you see that fight on the weekend? Thomsy got scurvy punched by a pirate.
A term used by Pirates (in the film Pirates) for a skanky woman's vagina.
Amber, you and your scurvy vagina need to get the fuck out of here!
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when doing a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you're done. when she turns around, you gizz in her eye, causing her go "arr"
I was screwing Nicole in the butt and then gave her a scurvy pirate.
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