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The act of violently humping or grinding on someone whenever the Seinfeld theme tune is played.
Man, Randall got involved in some intense Seinfelding last night.
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In the context of playing bass guitar, "seinfeld" refers to plucking the strings extremely hard. The resulting sound is an obnoxious percussive plucking sound, similar to the Seinfeld TV show theme song.
Wow Kevin, you don't have to seinfeld the bass solo. It's way too obnoxious that way.
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When someone wants to meet with you but has no apparent reason or objectives for the meeting. In other words the meeting is about nothing -- a nod to the TV show Jerry and George were developing for NBC - "a show about nothing"
So this client calls me and says they want to meet so I drop everything to go and we get together at the Royalton and she totally Seinfelded me.
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Blaming sex noises on the tv show Seinfeld.
Did you have sex with that girl?" "No dude,we were watching Seinfeld!! What were those strange laughing noises in your room man? " Nothin man we were just watching Seinfeld!!
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The worst comedy or sitcom I ever saw in my life. They try to be funny, but they're jokes are extremely corny, and not even close to funny. Shit, even that showed "Armed and Famous" on VH1 was better, and it only lasted four episodes.
"She had man hands!" << NOT FUNNY!
"Dude did you see that show Seinfeld?"
"Yeah, that show sucks Big fat hairy vagina balls!"
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The (superstitious) curse put on the cast and crew of Seinfeld, that disabled them from being able to start new shows.
Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Micheal Richards have each attempted to launch new sitcoms as title-role characters. Despite decent acclaim and even some respectable ratings, almost every show was canceled quickly, usually within the first season. This gave rise to the term Seinfeld curse: the failure of a sitcom starring one of the three, despite the conventional wisdom that each person's Seinfeld popularity should almost guarantee a strong, built-in audience for the actor's new show. Shows specifically cited regarding the Seinfeld curse are Julia Louis-Dreyfus' Watching Ellie, Jason Alexander's Bob Patterson and Listen Up!, and Michael Richards' The Michael Richards Show. Larry David once said of the curse, "It's so completely idiotic... It's very hard to have a successful sitcom."
However, the Emmy award-winning success of Julia Louis-Dreyfus in the CBS sitcom The New Adventures of Old Christine has led many to believe that she has broken the 'curse'. In her acceptance speech, Louis-Dreyfus held up her award and exclaimed, "I'm not somebody who really believes in curses, but curse this, baby!" With Louis-Dreyfus playing Christine, the show has been on the air for four seasons with above-average ratings as of 2008.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus broke the Seinfeld curse when she starred in CBS's "The New Adventures of Old Christine."
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a dream "about nothing". A dream that goes on and on with different scenes and people coming and going, but has no plot.
Tim - "You were in my dream last night."
Sue - "Really? What was the dream about?"
Tim - "Nothing, really. It was a Seinfeld dream."
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