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This is a rare thing, but it can happen. A cool sevie is a seventh grader who has maraculasly gained the approvial of any of the "cool eigth graders." :)
Jenna(7th grader)(to eigth graders): Hey guys!
Multiple 8th graders: Hey, it's the cool sevie!
Kayla (7th grader) (to 8th graders): Hey!
Multiple 8th graders: Why is she talking to us...?
(It can be more than just 8th graders, too.. it can be any 8th grader or high schooler.)
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A sevie slayer is anyone older then 7th grade dating or liking a "sevie".
Chick 1: I like Logan!
Chick 2: The sevie?!
Chick 1: Yeah
Chick 2&3: Ohhh SEVIE SLAYER!!
often takes place for an entire year- the 8th graders generally pick on innocent 7th graders and make their lives hell simply because their parents reproduced a year too late or something. for some reason, the summer they are thirteen, the former sevies tend to become assholes in 10 weeks, and when they return to junior high, the cycle starts all over again. and you wonder why the 7th grade class is always bigger than the 8th grade class? geez.
*7th grader bumps into 8th grader*
8th grader: ahhhh, sevie attack! respect your elders, you little bitch!
7th grader: (thinks: sit on it and rotate) um, sorry?
8th grader: don't talk to me. i don't talk to sevies. (to friends, later) this sevie totally attacked me in the hall!
bitchy 8th grader friend: want me to beat her up for you?
8th grader: hell yeah. thanks. you're such a good friend. it's not like WE were ever that young, right?
bitchy 8th grader friend: 'course not. we were born thirteen... so they totally deserve the sevie treatment.
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When seventh graders claim to be "dating." The biggest joke in the world. I mean, seriously. People have to make them hug.
Person 1: "I hear Brad is dating Rachel."
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: "Yeah, and John made them hug. It was so embarrassing!"
Person 2: "Oh, I forgot, they're sevie dating."
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Every year, seventh graders are subject to daily roastings from the eighth graders, who call them "sevies" and pretty much bully them into submission. Once the eighth graders have left for high school the next year, the seventh graders become eighth graders and, out of revenge, do the same thing that was done to them to the incoming seventh graders. This cycle continues and will continue until all of the eighth graders grow some balls.
Seventh grader 1: Why are the eighth graders so mean to us?
Seventh grader 2: I don't know.
Enlightened seventh grader: It's because of the Sevie Cycle. The eighth graders bully us, and we eventually bully the seventh graders next year.
Thinking about Sevi is one of the greatest things you could do in this world . Studies have shown that when you think about Sevi you feel euphoria, adrenaline, dopamine and a general sensation of completeness.
I was feeling sad today so I started Thinking about Sevi to make my day
When you take a girl to a gas station bathroom, bust a nut int the toilet and give her a swirlie
I gave that chick a dirty sevi