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A sewer-dwelling horse who is watching you, RIGHT NOW.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more likely than you think.
How likely?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their heads, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
Sewer horse watches
I would like to masturbate
But he never blinks
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Someone who only goes for other peoples rebounds, tossaways, or scraps.
Yeah bro, watch out because that sewer pig is gonna be blowing up your spot big time.
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When two guys manage to spread their ass cheeks wide enough to secure an air tight fit between their ass holes.
Flynn and Thompson worked for months in order to spread their asses wide enough to achieve sewer fusion.
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Use this phrase when you know someone is giving you a total bullshit story, but you don't want to confront them head-on with their ridiculous lies.
Guy #1 - Yeah man, last night I picked up this gorgeous chick at the bar, and we had a threesome with her sister. Guy #2 - Yeah, okay man, blah, blah, blah, blase, blase, blase, alligators in the sewers....
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A child who arose from the sewers. While forgetting to put on deodorant, this child may have exposed his BO to the entire football team. The hair of a Sewer Kid fits the look and smell of the individual; A curly rats nest.
That is one smelly Sewer Kid... Oh wait that's Adam
This is a pretty simple sex move. Started by shitting in your partners mouth, then receiving a blow job. Then you kick them in the stomach. The mixture of shit, cum, and vomit create a substance similar to the Manhattan sewers.
“ Sis what happened last night you look rough? ”
“ I was with a guy last night, and he performed a Manhattan sewer.”
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A hairstyle with unusual colors (green, pink, etc...) that looks like the person dipped their head in a sewer
"Hey did you see that girl over there?"
"The one with sewer hair? Yea, 4/10"
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