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A shower comprised of a damp Shamwow wrung out over someone's head.
Hey guys, my name's Vince and I wanna demonstrate to you the water-holding POWER (*eyebrow pops up*) of the Shamwow. I haven't showered for 3 weeks cuz they shut my water off cuz I cant afford my Ritalin, so Im just gonna get this wet, hold it over my head, and BOOM (eyebrow pops up again*), instant Shamwower!!!
When you are having sex with a wet chick and she squirts, you soak up the girl-jizz with a ShamWow and then ring it out on her face.
Dude 1: I hate it when chicks squirt all over me!
Dude 2: You should try the ShamWow
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When you pay for a psychotic prostitute who tries to bite your tongue off.
Link to reference: http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker
Johnny: I gave Sally a pearl necklace.
Sally: I proceeded to ShamWOW Johnny! That will show him.
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When you get the shit beaten out of you by a client after biting off part of his tounge before intercorse.
almost exactly like that one time Vince the shamwow guy beat the shit out of a hooker for biting his tounge off...
-Shamwowed-
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an all-purpose sex toy
it is an orange cloth that:
can cut yur dick in half
can soak up cum
can wash your cock
was made by nazis
holds 20 times it's weight in cum
satisfied shamwow customer: if your gonna wash your cock, you would be out of you mind not to own one of these
another satisfied shamwow customer: OOOOOOOHHH MY GOD
yet another satisified shamwow customer: all I can say is LOLOLOLOLOL
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A very aggressive and intense greeting, meaning hello or goodbye. It is usually accompanied with a leaping heel click and a hand gesture of your choice.
Lindsay: Hey guys!
Cassie: Shamwow!
Nicole: Shamwoww!!!!
Keely: SHAMWOOOOOW!!!!! (Picture Elaine's dance off of Seinfeld)
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a shitty peice of cloth thats suppose to pick up alot of liquids..
bob: hey phil ever heard of shamWOW?
phil: yeah its a peice of shit!
bob: oh really? how?
phil: just is....
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