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the fattest man living on earth who cant seem to understand that he's an old fart and sucks at basketball....and not to mention he got fucking swept in the first round of the playoffs
"yo mommas so fat, i thought she was shaq"
interviewer-"shaq, you went 5 for 827 at the line today, how do u feel"
shaq-"ummmm duyyyy drrrrr ehhhh ummmmm drrrr" (after hours of this shit, he mumbles some crap no one can understand and then tries to carry his fat ass into the locker room)
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a person rejecting or owning someone in any kind of battle.
Michael shaqqed John in battleship by a long way.
I wonder if shaq was my height and couldn't play ball, if he'd still get play from the ladies.
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Hes da diesal FOR the miami HEAt now!
SHAQ daddy iz reppn MI?
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32" inch rims found most commonly on old school chevys with lift kits. Named after the NBA star Shaquille O'neil for their massive size. 32 also happens to be the number worn by Shaquille O'neil
Yea boy, I just got them Shaq's on the ride! I'm big stepin' now boy!
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A basketball player in the NBA who relies on his fat breasts and stomach to plow his way to the basket to score points. An unskilled brute of a man, who has sub-human intelligence, and in nearly 20 years of being in the public eye, has yet to string 5 words together in a sentence properly. He is known off the court for making juvenile films that are directed at children but appeal to no one, and rapping incoherently over wack beats. Also known as being the worst free throw shooter in the history of the NBA. He refers to himself as MDE-most dominant ever, despite being carried throughout his career by Penny Hardaway, Kobe Bryant, and Dwayne Wade.
"Shaq hungry, Shaq need Nestle Crunch. Shaq just big kid. I still pee pants and scare of dark."
Do you want me to shoot it, do you want me to pass it, do you want me to slam???
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The greatest mathematician of all time
Two plus two is four, minus one that’s three, quick maths - Big Shaq
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