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(n.) An older student of Oxford University who is known for preying on younger students, especially freshers, to fulfill his or her various sexual needs.
(v.) To shark: To attempt to pick up a younger student
(v.) To get sharked: To be picked up by an older student
Student one: Hey did you see Amy last night?
Student two: Yeah. What a shark! I saw her try to pick up three different younger guys.
Student one: Well, knowing her, I'm sure at least one of them got sharked.
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A man who is attracted to woman on their period
Jacob: hey did you hear Barry banged Jessica while she was one her period
Allen: yea Barry is a total shark
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Someone who, when a new release hits the market (especially a limited release), buys two or more of the same product only to keep one for him/her self and sell the rest on eBay or Amazon for double, triple, or, in extreme instances, quadruple the original price.
"Hey did you cop the Supreme emperor bomber jacket that released last night? Only $260!"
"Nah, they sold out already and it's been less than 24 hours. Now I'll have to get it off eBay for at least $600. Fuck these sharks man!"
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A shark means a person who knows how to be a person
or
a creature that's annoying at midnight on a full moon that has fangs and claws and fur and is kinda human, otherwise known as a werewolf.
for example:
"omg you're such a shark, stop it, you shark!"
or
"the shark that annoys at night is so annoying"
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(Verb) To steal something in use by another when they aren't paying attention. Often used in reference to chairs, remotes and other objects/appliances.
Example 1:
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."
Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"
Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"
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Sharking is a theory developed to do with the coming on to a guy or girl. Sharks hunt alone and stay away from dolphins which are in packs. They have the killer instinct and so know how to seal the deal. The Basking shark is someone who is only learning the skills, the hammerhead is someone that goes in head first and yet still somehow manages to score. The great white is something of beauty, what they do is almost a vision to watch as they always get what they want, never get rejected and yet do it with finesse. Its something that can only be taught to a certain extent, everyone has the killer instinct, they just need to learn how to use it!!!
Heather is out sharking again, she's totally going to shark John tonight....poor guy isn't going to know what hit him!
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when someone (usually a male), is pursuing someone of the opposite sex tirelessly
I stopped sharking a minute to get chips n drinks
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