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The act of trying to get smarter by having sex with intelligent individuals.
I have a physics test tomorrow that I didn't study for, so I guess I'll sharpen the sword with Steven Hawking.
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(v)When a penis gets so torn up from the teeth of a female during oral sex to the point that its pointy
My dick is now totally mangled after that crazy vampire woman gave me the old pencil sharpener.
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another name for the female's vagina
jon loves his new dick sharpener
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The process of hitting on a girl you'd like to fuck, but can't because you have a girlfriend. This technique allows you to stay sharp when said relationship is terminated.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I saw you going to lunch with that girl from accounting. You gonna smash that?
Guy 2: Nah, just Sharpening The Blade cause I won't cheat on my girlfriend.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.
Guy 2: I know.
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When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.
Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!
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Also known as a dildo maker, it is a pencil sharpener like device that can turn objects into the shape of a dildo, such as popsicles, vegetables or candles. It fuctions like a spiraliser to turn boring vegetables into exciting, appetising shapes
We need to order more penis sharpeners for the kitchen
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