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A false Shepard is a individual with only one plan in mind when deciding weather to befriend someone and added them to their flock, but only if they can gain something like power over those who he’s befriended, but once he’s done with you this false Shepard will cast you out with lies and spread these false image throughout the flock to make it seem like it’s for the “Benefit” of the flock but he no longer has need of you and so he’s making sure that you loose all trust with others in the flock and they are forced to cast you out because of his false ideas, And once you are gone he can lead his lambs astray and continue to do this throughout his lift or the life of the flock
Guy : hey many why do you never hang out with that group anymore
Dude : because (insert name here) is a fucking False Shepherd and he’s convinced them that such and such happened and so the cast me out without knowing the truth and I lose everything that I ever cared for
Guy : fuck man that’s harsh, you still got me if you wanna hang out
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Similar to a donkey punch but much more humane. As the male is about to climax while doing his partner from behind (doggy style) he throws a handful of pepper into their face causing them the sneeze uncontrollably. Hold on and enjoy.
My girl got me a brand new pepper shaker and collar because she enjoys the peppered shepherd as much as I do.
While having intercourse "doggy-style" you grab the girl's hair and make her yell "baaaaahhhhh". For special effect, you can also yell "who's your shepherd, bitch?"
The other night I was bangin' this chick from behind and I decided to turn it into a shepherd's revenge.
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This is an awesome breed of dog, and despite what other definitions will say, the definately can surpass 90 pounds, as I have two that are 110, and 115 lbs.
My German shepherd will kick your ass
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to make an example of someone infont of many people, in order to humiliate (merk) them
Used widely by DT teachers:
when a student misbehaves they are taken to one side and the following is said:
It seems to me that your aim for this lesson is to annoy me... WELL YOU'VE SUCCEEDED!!! This time its only a quiet word but next time, I'LL MAKE A SHEPHERDS SHOW OF YOU!!!
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A surprise discharge of shit that you never felt coming - more solid than a shart.
It came out of nowhere and I felt the weight - I knew it was a Shepherd's Purse