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When you’re out with the boys on a night out and one of the lads is nailed on to take home a 9/10 worldie but inexplicably disappears without warning and take home the most disgusting (but rich) 3/10.
“Christ, did anyone hear from John after he disappeared last night?”
“Aye he pied the 9/10 and took home that rich bewer with 3 teeth and a kyte”
“Didn’t think John was capable of such an appalling Sheridan mind”
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When you shit all over your partner during hot passionate sex
You’re making me all hot and horny. I’m ready for a Brown Sheridan
When you piss off all the bad guys so they'll kill each other fighting over who gets to kill you. Named after Commander John Sheridan of Babylon 5. Also known as the Dresden Defense, after Harry Dresden.
You're in debt to the Crips AND the Bloods? Holy shit dude, way to use the Sheridan Defense.
Babylon 5 Dresden Files Brass Balls
Ava Sheridan is a stupid cow who is extremely annoying yet is great craic tobe around she also has the best bff ever ella
There goes Ava Sheridan hitting Ella with a banana again .
Stop falling it's like your pulling an Ava Sheridan
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He fucked in the head kid who needs to shut the fuck up sometimes. He should go fuck himself.
Shut the fucking hell up Isaiah Sheridan.
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When a person becomes too comfortable, too socially accepted, and too popular and then starts to become a manipulative attention whore.
“Why did you stop talking to Rob?”
Oh him? He had Stephen Sheridan Syndrome, he became way too popular and he couldn’t handle it.
Sheridan is a tiny little town in Indiana with a population of about 3,000 people. It is known for it's amazing football skills, but other than that it's not really known at all considering it's surrounded by cornfields. People who grow up there will most likely stay there and raise their own family. Sheridan is beautiful during fall.
Whenever people ask where I'm from I say Indianapolis because they don't know that Sheridan, Indiana even exists.
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