The best QB to ever play for the Cincinnati Bengals
Marty: Joe Shiesty is dropping dimes!
E: That's because he's the best QB in Cincinnati Bengals history.
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Shiesty, meaning something that is inconsiderate or deceitful, while paired with the name Joe makes Joe Shiesty. Joe means Joe Burrow, who is an American quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals and mostly all of the time joe just simply does not give a single damn about your nfl defense and will perform shiesty maneuvers on the other teams defense. Sometimes resulting in players wives saying the refs mustβve won the game for them.
-Dude, did you hear about patty Mahomes wife tweeting the refs won the game?
- ya dude, joe shiesty really out here
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When someone is 'shistey' it refers to a shit head being extra shit headish; sometimes the intensity one can become can escalate to an emotional/personal level and the person can become ButtHurt.
(Often used in the succession "shistey cunt" or "shistey bitch")
Hey, how was work with that shit head Connor?
Slow, but he was being extra dickish. Shiesty cunt.
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A Shiesty Summer is a summer of jumpin gates, hitting licks, and banging chicks, and of course getting lit in honor of Mr. Shiesty Pooh.
Gf: idk who that is, are you talking to another bitch?
Me: ofc itβs a shiesty summer
More commonly known as a balaclava, it is a type of ski mask that only exposes the eyes. They have become popularized by the rap artist Pooh Shiesty who frequently wore them in public and at shows.
The bank security told me I couldn't wear a Shiesty mask inside and I had to put on a regular mask.
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A custom sandwich comprised of a few key standard ingredients, The sandwich must sound like something you'd never actually want to eat, but 9/10 times tastes amazing. This particular sandwich is usually created while intoxicated.
Sandwich Rules:
- A Shiesty Doubler must contain the following, as a standard.
- English Muffin in three pieces. Top, middle, bottom.
- Cream Cheese
- Jelly (any kind, Jam works as well)
- Toasted for no less than 2.5 minutes
- Must contain more than 6 ingredients
Thus far, known DELICIOUS combinations include:
- English Muffin, Broccoli, Creme Cheese, Jelly, Popcorn, Provalone Cheese, Steak Sauce, Ham, Toasted for 4 minutes.
- English Muffin, Spaghetti, Creme Cheese, Cherry Jelly, Steak Sauce, American cheese, Ham, Turkey, Toasted for 2.5 Minutes.
The Shiesty Doubler is up to you ultimately as long as the base rules are followed for creating it. They're delicious, and often far from nutritious!
Woah, We've been drinking all night...what should we make for breakfast? How about some Shiesty Doublers!
A Grandmother who has over a million dollars in her bank account. But when its your birthday she sends you a check for a measly 50 bucks
My Grandma just wrote a check for a million dollars to buy a property. You know what she gave me for my birthday? A check for $50 bucks? Fuckin Shiesty Bitch!
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