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Life is like a shit sandwich.The more bread you have,the less shit you'll have to eat! For Charlie Ferrari R.I.P.
shit sandwich,life ,shit,eat,bread
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The sandwich-like arrangement of sequentially getting drunk, smoking weed, and getting more drunk, leaving one to feel like shit.
Last night I was going to smoke a bowl, but I regrettably had a shit sandwich instead.
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during a threesome with some hot little guys,one must shit on ones chest and have another lad squelch together on him whilst the other guy watches and sprays his duck butter on them
me,jonathan and christian had a lovely shit sandwich last night
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A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.
Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people
I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.
When a individual shits on a friends/persons laptop keyboard, then closes the screen.
My roommate passed out, so i ordered him an electronic shit sandwich on his desk while he was sleeping. Also known as (ESS)
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fresh dog poo between two pieces of white bread.
kids : dad whats for dinner?
dad: a DOG SHIT sandwich!
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When someone opens their mouth to talk, and the smell is so rank, it smells like they ate a shit sandwich. They have shit sandwich breath.
Damn, Alan! Your breath is the worst! Smells like you have shit sandwich breath!
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