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To wake up much earlier than normal.
Tomorrow we'll shit the bed and try to hit the road by 8:00.
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shit the bed is an english phrase that refers to someone who got out of bed unusually early compared to what they normally would.
Usually used against a lazy or unemployed person who is up early.
08:41 <lazydude1> *yawn* morning all :D
08:41 <me> heh, your up early. Shit the bed?
08:41 <lazydude1> lol
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to embarrass oneself privately or solely in the company of close family/friends. This term is so named because defecating on one's bed is truly embarrassing but only for those who are witness to such an event, which is usually limited to the individual who shitted the bed or a few additional people. Either way, the embarrassment can be contained to a manageable degree.
Jeff: "Dude, I totally shit the bed last night"
Mike: "What did you do?"
Jeff: "Fell down the stairs while my family was watching TV"
Mike: "That's not bad, at least you didn't shit the pool"
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When someone literally takes a dookie in their bed
"Mom, I shit the bed!"
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1. (phrase) roughly meaning "Well I'll be damned."
2. (interjection) used to express frustration and/or sleepiness.
on occasion, one might say "shit the bed, fred", just for good measure.
Shit the bed... its too early for this!
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Pretty English I guess, an expression of complete suprise, or utter contempt at something that has passed. Similar to 'Christ on a bike', depending on the religious persuasions of assembled company.
Ie. When breaking a glass full of vodka: 'Shit the bed!'
Or: So and so slept with that tramp last night!
SHIT THE BED!
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Phrase to express shock, amazement, or disappointment; made famous by a guy that looked like a mole and had breath that smelled like shit.
Upon learning that his mobile home had fallen off the cinder blocks holding it up, Joe exclaimed, "Awwww, shit the bed!"
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