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(noun) a set of circumstances in which one finds oneself; a state of affairs, that have gone to shit.
After hooking up with his female friend once, and being denied a second time, Jake found himself in a shituation.
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A situation in which one's time to reach a proper bathroom will exceed the amount of time before an involuntary bowl movement will occur.
After eating some street food in Mexico, I had a shituation and needed to buy new pants.
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A situation gone bad having to do with shit in one way or the other. Please see examples below where one would use shituation appropriately.
1) Can we please hurry home? I am about to shit my pants. We have a real SHITUATION on our hands.
2) Someone shit on the coats! What, I hope it wasn't my coat. Who is responsible for this SHITUATION?
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When you're in a situation that is really shitty.
You seem stressed dude, what's up?
Oh, yeah dude I'm in kind of a shituation right now.
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A compromising set of circumstances that, whilst appearing to have one or more possible solutions, will develop, proceed and culminate in a way that can only be described as shitty.
"We never see him any more though, it just seems a bit disrespectful."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."
"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."
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Brandon: I was caught smokin' weed in the bathroom. I think I'm going to be expelled.
John: That's a real shituation you're in dude.
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A: "I had the turbo squirts and found out, afterward, that the toilet paper was out."
B: "That, sir, is a shituation."
A: "While I was jerkin' it, my little sister's friends were TP'ing my house. Yes, they saw me through the window."
B: "That, son, is a shituation."
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