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Something I keep under my bed next to the Frank Thomas aluminum bat.
I have top-notch home security system, equipped with dogs.
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1. A firearm used to kill various critters. Uses bird shot, buck shot, or a slug. Used occasionally by the military.Decends from the musket-like blunderbuss(it had a flared out muzzle to increase spray.
2. The second best seat in a car. Directly beside the driver.
1. The hunter used his twelve guage shotgun to kill a duck.
2. Bob said "I call shotgun!" "Bull crap!" shouted Paul.
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A drinking game, also known as shoties.
Played with beer in a can, usually Coors Light (hence "Silver Bullet"). You must make a hole at the side of the can near the bottom that is roughly the size of a coin. (a proper shotie hole is a clean cut sqaure) Obviously tilt the can on an angle upside down so when you make the hole, so no beer runs out. You can cut using a house/car key, or a knife.
Make the hole so it compliments your opening hand, (lefty, righty) and how you will open the top of the beer. Because what you have to do is, when spectator(s) counts down from five, on the 1 count you must put your mouth on the hole, (you can start with your mouth on it already) tilt the beer upright, open the can, and chug it... All within that 1 count.
You will finish the beer in about 3 seconds because of the air escaping through the top, and will get lightheaded fast and drunk as fuck later. (No oxygen mixed with beer while consuming; alchohol goes straight through your system)
The point of the game is you want to chug your beer the fastest out of everyone; you play with about 3-4 people, until the 24 is finished. The last person to finish each shotie,(if finishes) is named "nurse". Also, it is mandatory that when all players are done their shoties, (especially winners) they hold their can up and pour the remaining drops; if a good amount of beer pours out, (enough to mop the deck) then they will also receive the "nurse" title as well, and 2nd place will be winner.
If the number of players are odd and there isn't enough beer for everyone to play in the final shoties, then the 2 or 3 fastest of the bunch will shotie.
Overall winner will receive title of "Shotgun King", and will receive shotgun privileges on the ride home. No one else can challenge the passenger seat if it is won by said "Shotgun King", even if someone else calls shotty to get dibs on passenger seat.
This rule applies for the whole week or at least until the next party, where someone can challenge the "Shotgun King" for their title and privileges.
Glover: Yo, are you grabbin juice for PJs jam man?
Sabz: Bro I'm getting a 24 of Coors all cans runnin shoties all night bro first t all day
Glover: LOL SHOTIES FIRST T ALL DAY!
Shawn: Dude, where's Sabz?
Marko: Outside running shotguns.
Shawn: Fuck eh, he's been running shoties all night. What a tank.
Marko: Yeah, he's the Shotgun King.
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2) when smoking weed, someone holds the lit end of a spliff between their teeth and blows the smoke into another person's mouth.
3) to drink a beer extremely fast by poking a hole in the bottom, and then popping the top. it creates a vaccum and you get drunk reall fast.
2) man this shit is good...would anyone like a shotgun?
3)man i wanna get drunk....i should shotgun this beer.
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To blow marijuana smoke into someone else's lungs.
Oh my god, she's gunna shotgun it!
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to call for the front passenger seat of a car. Someone may call shotgun, but someone else can challenge them by dropping their pants. Once the callenge has been issued, the person who originally called shotgun can drop his pants, and then it's an all out race to see who can get to the car first.
Phil "Shotgun"
Zach <zzzip>
Phil <zzzzip>
Zach (after several seconds)"HA, I win"
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1. To perfom an alcohol shotgun , poke a hole in the bottom of a can of beer, then slightly open the tab. (Helpful to suck the fuck out of the can before that shit spills everywhere.)
2. When smoking marijuana, a shotgun is perfomed by inhaling the smoke, then blowing it into the mouth of a nearby buddy or bitch. Really easy way to get high.
1. Jimmy and Sarah wanted to get real fucked up, real fast, so they shotgunned a few Buds.
2. At the party, Sarah-Ann and Michael were smoking weed and Sarah-Ann decided to help Michael get high, so she gave him a shotgun.
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