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The best coolest person to exist and makes my school life better and just makes me happy and feel like I can do anything and makes me feel so pretty and they r just the best person APPRECIATE THEM NOW.
Person:”have you added shrimpy yet?”
Person 2:”no-“
Person:”GO DO IT RIGHT NOW.”
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A person with an abnormally large penis. Used as an ironic name, like calling a fat guy "Tiny".
"Woah, thats at least 9 inches. Now I get why you don't mind them calling you Shrimpy"
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A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes
That shrimpy jones has a small dick
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A Simpy Shrimpy, also known as a Simpous Shrimpous or a Simpoo Shrimpoo is that one person. Yeah, them. Whether they are hopelessly in love with a singular person or find a billion different people to crush on, that's the one. It may be annoying, but they have a good heart. Good intentions. They are special and should find someone special to love and care for.
Person 1: God, they are such a simpy shrimpy!
Person 2: They'll find someone.
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A dick thats so small, its the size of a shrimp.
Guy 1: "Yeah, he definitely has a shrimpis with that attitude."
Guy 2: "yeah, no wonder why he never pulls. "
When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.
“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”
Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.