Shum

You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay.

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is more soothing to others when they are coughing

John: *coughs*
Henri: Shum to acknowledge John's cough

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Shum

A Shum is a person who buys new versions of phones as soon as they come out and disregard their perfectly fine old versions of the phone.... Usually people in their late teens and 20's, who want to look "cool" by having the newest versions of phones)

That Shum Dave just spent $300.00 on the new Galaxy phone that came out yesterday, although his old Galaxy still works just fine.

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Shum

after a girl get fucked in the ass and the guy nuts in her she eitheshits it out or squezzes it out and its Shit Cum...Shum

tony: dude i fucked my girl in the ass all night last night
chris: did she shum?
tony: whats that?
chris: when she shits out the cum.
tony: oh? yeah!!!
chris: sweet

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shum

A word used when you cant think of the appropriate word to fit into the sentence.

She was just so er.....you know......shum!

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Shum Egg

Nickname of Stanley Shum, is also used with Chicken Lui (and that makes Chicken Egg)

Nickname of Stanley Shum, is also used with Chicken Lui (and that makes Chicken Egg)

Student A:Is Shum Egg a real egg?
Student B:Think for yourself,8745

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shum

a bong but instead of a shotgun hole, u just pull out the stem.....fucks u up more than a bong. for me atleast

yo, last night i was hittin my shum non stop for an hour, that shit fucked me up

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Shum Cocktail

“The result of unintentional impregnation with a mix of Shit and Cum - Ejaculating in a woman’s vagina after having had anal sex with ample cock soiling by fecal matter followed by impregnation of the woman where the excrement contaminated the insemination process and hence effects the personal development of the fathered child”.

Look at this dipshit – Ill bet his parents had a Shum Cocktail.