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(V) Used for hairy fart face extremly ugly gay guy who looks like a hobo
'Omw I think my eyes have burnt from the site of simeons face'
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A word used to describe a person with uncharacteristically apish features/attributes...sometimes reserved for people successful in hunter/gatherer endeavors.
Man that bitch stole the Simeon's V-Card over the summer.
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The Simeon blew his hot steamy load over the fresh box of imported Chiquita bananas.
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Carney folk, a poor, stupid, useless, idiot.
What do I look like a simeone?
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The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.
Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
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Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.
Dry snitching on someone else to get what you want and get others on your side.
Reference to GTA V's Simeon Yetarian, who constantly lies and manipulates others to get what he wants.
Hey did you hear what happened to Kayden? Aaron was pulling a Simeon on him
During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.
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A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.
"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"
GOLDFINGER
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