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Semira and simona are two savages who never give a fuck. They are hella cute and can shake their thang.
Summary: Don't fuck with them. :-)
Him: You saw semira and simona?
Her: Yeah, they're over there searching for a fuck to give but they didn't find any...
THey have a walnut crackeer and dont eat butter and steals ketchup packets from mcodonalds
CAn i have a walnut ;) ??
absolutely
simonas family
Very involved in the Cock and Ball Torture community. You can ask Simonas about any CBT technique and he will demonstrate enthusiastically. Is usually very short and has a slow internet connection
I asked Simonas about Cock and Ball Torture, and he whipped his sack with a wrench right there!
Simona is not only gorgeous but she is a strong and driven individual.
Simona knows exactly what she wants and will reach her goals with your help or without. Simona would prefer you to be involved in her life but will not beg.
Simona is extremely loyal and you can rest assured if she chooses you, then man you have made it.
Simona chose me and I hope that I’m worthy of her love and loyalty
Simona is a women that loves Beauty
She hates sniffing and loud noises and sometimes quite noises
And anything that’s alive.
Unless it’s got fur and that’s more important that anything.
She likes to drive... her buggy
But isn’t very good at going up and down curves or other obstacles.
Her reversing skills always leave a lot to
Be desired.
We wanted to put learner plates on the buggy but unfortunately it’s plastic and we only had the magnetic ones in the shop.
On a good day you can see her grinning, looking like a bunny rabbit, on a bad day, you will get absolutely obliterated for having a cold.
Sometimes she farts in her sleep and then denies it, legend has it she can smell what you’re doing from over seas.
Simona: stop sniffing
Boy 1: oh my god you’re definitely a Simona
Mediterranean name , many Simona’s are all short in height and have a very loud voice also they resemble a lot to the mythical creature known as Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings
That Simona is such a Gollum
Hey Simona where is my precious ?
OMG HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOM? SHE'S SUCH A SIMONA.