When you crush on a girl that you haven't even been introduced to yet.
Pete: I think I really like her.
Tony: All Pete got was this girls name and he's already pre-simpin.
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Songs you think about during those sad nibba hours or thinkin bout someone
"Bruh I was listening to Cherry Hill by Russ; that shit my simpin song"
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When you’re having fun and partying instead of being sad and listening to sad music
Hey don’t be sad. We pimpin not simpin
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When a person obviously shows the characteristic of being a Simp to another girl this can include Orbiting Being Desperate, or obsessive conversation with that person to the point where they ignore everyone else just to talk to her.
Yo max was straight Simpin
Bro def
a current cardinal rule of dating. you do not treat a love interest like a significant other unless they are in fact your significant other. this keeps an individual from being emotionally invested and potentially getting hurt by someone they never actually dated.
i thought about calling him to hear about his day but you know, simpin aint pimpin
A simp who has a lot of hoes (simpin’ over every one)
“Yo Mark, are you still spending your time and money on all those women”
“Yeah I’m just simpin’ pimpin’”
When you throw yourself at someone, then suddenly stop all the signals to them, Usually because you have fucking trust issues.
+"How about all those good times we're having?"
-"They are nice, But I really like you as a friend though."
+"WTF? Stop simpin around ! You give those signals to all your friends out there?!"