Group Sit Down

Similar to a sit-down, but scaled up to incorporate several people. A group sit down involves 2+ people, simultaneously using separate toilets within earshot, most commonly this makes use of public or communal facilities. Typically a group sit down is the male equivalent of bathroom meetings, but in quintessential male fashion actually performs a vital function.

Originally conceptualized by the Germans in WWI, group sit downs provided the necessary emotional outlets for soldiers confined to the emotional demands of trench warfare. Soldiers would share tales of their life back at home, of their wives, and of their children building bonds and friendships between each other in the process. GSD's would serve as an effective coping mechanism for war for decades to follow.

Nowadays GSD's are often associated with lad culture or male exclusive meetings in a corporate world increasingly dominated by women. GSD's offer a male exclusive space to share their thoughts, ideas, beliefs or emotional discourse.

Microsoft HQ is always filled with secretaries on a Monday so Scotty arranged a group sit down for the afternoon to discuss the quarterly financial report.

Sit Down Cunty

The act of yelling to an obnoxious person to sit down even if they are already sitting.

Word Is Used To Shut Someone Up.

Cunty: *Doing Random Shit*
Nick: Sit Down Cunty!
Cunty: Im already sitting! *Cunty Mumbles Under Breath*

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Sit down, geek

A term used when someone insults you, such as a nerd, geek, loser or scum. Usually shuts them up. If not, repeat, with heavy emphasis on the Geek part.

Pronunced "Sit down, Geek." Make sure you pause.

NerdyJim112: Hey you suck dude!
Tony: Sit down, Geek.
NerdyJim112: ......

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sit-down meeting

Similar to "dropping a duece". Its where you sit down on the toilet to have a poo , but it may take awhile, so you typically bring in work to do like a laptop or a book or magazine; and since you don't want to divuldge that you're crapping when someone calls you, you tell them that you're having a sit-down meeting instead.

"Hey Dude, how's it going?"
"Cool, man. I'm just having a sit-down meeting and I'll call you back."

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have a sit down

To take a relaxing poop.

Me: *fidgeting around*
Grandma: "You look like you need to go have a sit down."

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Sit-down comedian

A comedian, who is a quadriplegic.

Did you hear about that paralyzed guy who tells jokes? He's kind of more of a sit-down comedian.

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sit down in the shower

it means to masturbate
yank wang

5 minutes ago i was sitting down in the shower. then i thought about urbandictionary.com and now i'm sittin here in my drawers drying off.

hint: do not sit on drain

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