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The guy who has a dick so hot that it makes the pussy crackle and sizzle like a krabby patty on the grill
The sexual act of setting alight a firework, and releasing it into your partner’s anal cavity. It will then combust, tearing apart their insides, leading to great pleasure. Great fun for the whole family
“Me and grandma just tried out the Romanian sizzler”
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The act of ejaculating into your partner's hair and lighting it on fire.
This chick was goin' down on me and right before I finished, I pulled out so I could give her the Bombay sizzler.
Sizzler pants are loose fitting pants that leave room for your stomach to expand with the excess consumption of food - much like it does when you visit the all you can eat buffet at Sizzler (especially if you eat the cheesy bread).
"A new all you can eat place just opened up down the road so I'm gonna get my sizzler pants on and go ape shit on that buffet"
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When one ejaculates into a preheated frying pan and or skillet.(not to be confused with simmering semen)
Yo Donnie lastnight the vacuum wasn't cuttin it so I tried the old semen sizzler.
The old lady wanted to try something new lastnight so I spunked on a hot skillet. Apparently it's called the semen sizzler.
I'm just made a semen sizzler yall hungry?
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Depraved sex act, The Indian Sizzler is performed by placing the penis inside another's asshole, then lighting a cigarette. After the cigarette is smoked, the male pulls out and ejaculates all over their partners back, then butts out the cigarette in their own sperm.
"That bitch wouldnt behave so I branded her with The Indian Sizzler"
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the burning of your penis when you try to have sexual intercourse with a peking duck basted in teriyaki, right after it is taken of the stir fry pan.
He screamed in pain as he got a Shanghai sizzler.
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