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Sack Skimmer

generally an old mans balls, hanging so low they skim the water surface of toilet bowl. If you're a sack skimmer=old man

I didn't realize my Uncle Joe was so old until I saw him pee, he's clearly a sack skimmer

by arpegee March 10, 2022


Spooge Skimmer

A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.

Dan knew he was in trouble when he couldn’t locate a spooge skimmer.

by Kid Blue April 4, 2023


skimmer therapy

Floating around in a blow up Walmart pool with a beer in one hand and a pool skimmer in the other.

I had such a shitty day at work, I had to go out and do some skimmer therapy for a while.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022