skips

An offensive word that represents aussies.

fucking skips!

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skipping

A condition affecting cds.Occurs if you lend them out to "friends" or if you just cant take care of shit.

me-I lent my cd out to you two weeks ago and look at this shit!! Scratches everywhere.
so-called friend-Look Im sorry ill pay for it.
me-You damn right you will.Now dont ask me to borrow shit else.

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skip

Australian slang for urinating

Andrew needs to go for a skip

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Skipped

When you find a creative way to walk out on a restaurant check

*based on the future TV series "Skipped"

Owner- Hey, that guy never payed his bill!

random customer- I think you just been skipped.

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Skip it

A phrase used to "skip" an argument between a group of people

Person1: Why did you leave the milk out?
Person2: You're the one who left it out
Person3: Can you two skip it already

skip

1. When a couple mutually masturbates, has sex, or reaches an orgasm/climax.
2. Also may include sexting /cyber or phone sex but is not limited to these activities.
3. In some situations, making out may also be referred to as skipping.
4. Usage: Used when in public and there is a need to be discreet about it.

1. We skipped each others brains out.
2. Last night, we were skipping, and well, we got tired.

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skip skip skip

When the person youre wishing to have sex with wont allow themselves to be caught

I asked her for an Eddie.. today, all i got was 'skip skip skip'. I think she prefers a man more like backdoor lenny according to toilet graffitti in The Quarter Gill in Partick

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