Hypixel Skyblock

A game where you are either gay or homophobic.

"Hypixel skyblock is a flawless game with no dupes bugs or glitches" (no one ever)

dante skyblock

a mayor called dante got elected cus of the fking nons and hes fucking ruining the Hypixel the minecraft server and causing a virus called Dante Virus that cause you Dante Lag and will keep on kicking you out of the server and THEN Technoblade the potato king came and DID THE REBELLION AND TOOK DOWN dante i mean he haven't yet right now when i am writing this and ppl call dante for lag in skyblock now my ign name is _BL4CKHEART_

1. Omg the fucking Dante lag
2.i caught the Dante virus

dante skyblock

Hop on skyblock

Gay sex on only 1 floor tile using pigskin condoms that have to be pulled out and shoved in someone’s anal hole. It also includes lube created out of mystical mushroom soup. The amalgamation of human feces into a 1 meter cube then the block is shoved up a pigs asshole

Ben: Hop on skyblock?
Tate: i thought you’d never ask
Ben: I gotta block and a pig let’s go