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When you get your ass eaten in the bathroom of a jet.
When the stewardess isn't looking, lets go and earn our Skyrim badge.
The 5th installment of the elder scrolls series, skyrim is a fictional region with many locations to discover, from Helgen, to the edges of the map.
Wow!, Skyrim is a really fun game!
1.) Just simply amazing and hours of fun and happy adventures.
2.) Takes place in Skyrim, duh! Which is in Tamriel, duh!
3.) Released on an epic date of 11-11-11. Wishes come true anyone? ;
4.) HUGE RPG game. The 5th Elder Scrolls installment after Oblivion, which was badass.
5.) A game you just can't put down. Use magic, use weapons, use dragon powers. Get married and eat apples. Kill mammoths. Capture fish in rivers. Be an assassin. Join armies. Fight skeletons. Become a vampire. Do whateva! Definitely game of the year.
skinny man: my nord is the shit
fat man: the nords are stank ass
skinny man: ur stank ass. i kick ass here in skyrim this is where i do business
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Playing the game Skyrim while giving or receiving a rim job.
"Oh man I loved Skyrimming with Erica last night."
"Dude, I don't want to know about your sex life or your video game life."
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the only game potentially more addicting than halo
Dude 1: Hey, what happened to our month-long halo marathon?
Dude 2:sorry, I was playing skyrim
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The gamer version of a master pornstar's dick
"oh baby might i search you're mighty cave to slay the beast within with my long sword?"
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Skyrim
When you lick a girl's (or guy's) butthole in an airplane bathroom.
Am I still a member of the Mile High Club if I only got a Skyrim?