A well-endowed erection so majestic that the tip is hidden in the clouds
Boi: hey girl you know what you're about to have in common with Jack
Thot: no and who's Jack?
Boi: you're gonna be climbing something reaching so far in the air that you can't see where it ends from down here but it's no beanstalk 😈 it's a Skin Skyscraper
Definition: skru-zɛn-ɪŋ skaɪˌskreɪpə
First coined by philosopher Andrew H. Scruzenin
it refers to overcrowding in areas where plenty of
space is available but for some reason, it has occurred.
typically to the point of building collapse.
this concept was first documented in August of 1974.
Beijing is home to 15 Scruzening-skyscrapers since 2 collapsed in 2009.
home to many impoverished people the Chinese government refuses
to reduce the issue.
I hit my skyscraper while playing tennis. Hurt like a bitch
To take a shit on the metal part of a bathroom toilet if there is no bowl
"My God , I totally Skyscraper'ed that airport toilet!"
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Louisiana skyscraper is a sexual act where a man covers his dick in feces and sticks it as far as possible up a woman's vagina
I gave my girlfriend a Louisiana skyscraper
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When your dick is taller than you are
When I saw that 600 pound black woman I got a skyscraper dick
A rickety 8 story tower located in south east texas, made of broken sheetrock panels, rotted 2x4s and old plywood. This can house uo to 100 methheads and can cook 1000 pounds of crystal meth at a time.
Wow, that's a nice meth skyscraper
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