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The main protagonist of the STAR WARS saga. He was known as 'THE CHOSEN ONE', one who would bring balance to the force. Unfortunately, due to his wreckless behavior and loss of loved ones, he was seduced by the dark side of the force lured by the evil Emperor Palpatine. From that he was given the Sith name DARTH VADER, whom he killed many Jedi Knights under the aid of Order 66 and transformed the Galactic Republic into the Galactic Empire. He was responsible for the construction of both Death Stars and was successfully redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker.
Anakin Skywalker: I'm not the Jedi I should be, I want more...but I know I shouldn't.
Emperor Palpatine: The force is strong with you, a powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth...Vader.
Obi-Wan: You were the Chosen One! It was said you would bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!
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The son of Anakin and Padmé Skywalker, also the brother of Leia Organa.
Born in 19 BBY, Obi-Wan's apprentice Anakin Skywalker had betrayed and eliminated every single Jedi under the new establishment of the Galactic Empire, along with his master Emperor Palpatine. After so many years being watched over by Obi-Wan, he decides its finally time for Luke to do his part in destroying the dominant Sith.
Throughout 0 BBY - 4 ABY, Luke Skywalker has played a major role in being the hero of the Rebel Alliance after the destruction of the first DEATH STAR. He was also trained furthermore about the ways of the force from Jedi Master Yoda and helped to restore peace and justice back to the galaxy by redeeming his father, Anakin.
Obi-Wan: Remember, the force will be with you...always.
Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader: No Luke, I am your father.
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Coined by the show "American Dad", an overly offensive way of calling a remarkably young person prematurely bald. Generally used as an insult, but not used to describe people who shave their heads.
Steve Martin was bald at an incredibly young age, so it isn't unlikely that he is, in fact, Leukemia Skywalker in disguise.
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Getting a handjob while riding on a roller coaster where your feet dangle. When you are climaxing, kicking your legs furiously as if you were walking on the sky.
Man, were you scared on that ride, your legs were kicking all over the place?
No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.
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When you have sex with someone and a few day later you find out you are siblings
I didn't purposely go Luke Skywalkering.
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Anakin was a human Jedi who was born on Tattoine. He was discovered by Qui-Gon Jinn and his padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi. He became Obi-Wan’s padawan after the death of Qui-Gon and the knighthood of Kenobi. He helped discover Count Dookus plot. He also secretly married Padme Amidala former Queen of Naboo in which he met on Tattoine while she was disguised as a handmaiden. He also killed Count Dooku and saved Palpatine from Grievous. He evenually cut off Windu’s arm and helped Sidious kill Windu. Then he eventually faced Obi-Wan in battle after killing everyone in the Jedi Temple, due to Order 66. To continue aricle see Darth Vader article.
Anakin Skywalker is the third known apprentice of Darth Sidious.
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A great pilot
A good duellist
A amazing friend
He also hates sand -obi wan kenobi
Youngling: master skywalker what are we going to do
“Lightsaber ignites”
Anakin skywalker then proceeds to cut down the youngling and is friends