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Were your in the shower with your girlfriend and you turn her around to face the wall and shove your dick up her ass
My girl was crawling all over walls after my slimy gecko
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When you're getting a blowjob and you cum on their eyes causing them to squint. Immediately after cumming, you tell him how much of a disgrace he is to his family for being gay.
Todd: Bro, Max gave me the sickest Slimy Chinaman the other day.
Jerry: Does it count if I do that to a woman?
Todd: No.
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When you pee while nutting in a girl.
"Put the pee in the nut when you nut inside me, you know what they call that? The golden slimy."
When a woman hocks a loogie on a mans dick and the man shoves it in her ear
Bro I just slimy jonathoned that chick and she is scarred for life
There are many variations of chubblings and chubbers, the slimy chubbling is a smaller however just as queer alternation of the family tree. Slimy chubblings often take on the form of sidemen and victims who fantasise about taking two BBCs up their behind. On the other hand they are failures at everything and fail to do this as they persevere to one goal, becoming a Slimy Chubber.
"Slimy chubbling get your queer ass over here, i want to insert a popsicle into your ass and suck it out."
Its when you ejaculate in a sock (preferably cotton) multiple time and you run up to someone who is sleeping or just walking in the street and Pimp Smack them in the face with it.
Guy1 : *walking normaly in the street*
Guy2: Runs up and hits him with a sock.
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS ON MY FACE!?
Guy2: You just got... Slimy Socked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
After a long night of drinking, a Slimy Selleck is the process of passing out on ones own toilet, and waking up with a neatly collected mustache made of pubes from the surrounding bathroom floor.
Man, I totally passed out last night baby faced, and woke up with a slimy Selleck.