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Save Me A Draw ( S.M.A.D )
Asking someone to save you some of their cigarette.
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smad (smΔd)
adjective.
1. Just the right amount.
2. Sufficient in quantity.
3. Accurate and correct in proportion.
4. Lacking excess, indulgence, or surfeit.
1. For a balanced and less bitter flavor, steep green tea just a smad, one to three minutes.
2. It takes a smad amount of milk to move the cereal in the bowl.
3. The ratio of butter to bun was smad.
4. The smad hors dβoeuvres whet my appetite.
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Sagging Middle-Aged Divorcee. You see them out on the dance floors or at nightclubs all the time trying to re-live their glory days and find some other sap to sink their meat-hooks in to. They already got a house and kids from the divorce, but their junk still works so sex is used to get trips to Vegas and to get men to fix things around their house now that they don't have a husband in their lives to take them to Vegas and fix things around their house.
Dad, what do you do every other weekend and alternate major holidays and Mondays and Tuesdays when you don't have us? Smads chase me around while I chase after the future smads. Dad, what's a smad? Go ask your mother.
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A term used for a Dad whos smells bad
SMelly-dAD= SMAD
Child Arrives Home....
Child: eurgh what is that smell... oh SMADS HOME
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"Stock Market Anxiety Disorder". This is a disorder that is tied with the volatile stock market that can cause high blood pressure and other anxiety symptoms. It's directly tied to sharp moves in the stock market for people who watch the market and work in the market.
With my blood pressure spiking today after the market dropped 600 points, I clearly suffer from SMAD or S.M.A.D. or "Stock Market Anxiety Disorder".
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when a girl teases a guy at 2am then goes to sleep
β*** had a smad boner when **** fell asleep after teasing himβ when a guy with a boner is smad