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Small man syndrome

When a small, often aggressive natured person cannot accept that being small is without benefits and is a taller man lesser. They often act immaturely and hang around girls to cover themselves from the truth of being scared of other males. The small man often hides deep secrets.

Have you heard Matty I heard he, totally has small man syndrome.

by Basil Bacon November 29, 2014

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Small Penis Syndrome

Another way of referring to a fragile ego. SPS is not necessarily correlated with penis size; a man with a massive penis can have SPS, and a man with a tiny penis may not have SPS.

Small Penis Syndrome is what insecure people have; they often compare themselves to others way too much, and get angry when they are not the best at something, in the same way that someone might get angry if they don't have the biggest penis. They often overcompensate for their insecurities with big trucks, large houses, massive muscles, and fat bank accounts. This is not to say that people with those things have SPS, but often people with SPS try to attain those things as items of what a 'successful' person looks like.

"That guy has a gigantic truck with insane exhaust on it, he's probably overcompensating for his small penis syndrome."

by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023


Small Calves Syndrome

A little known hereditary illness that prevents the calf muscle from experiencing proper muscle hypertrophy(muscle growth).

This illnes is common in those with a passion for lifting. This may be due to an alteration in the tREN-062 gene, that results in the passion for lifting, aswell as the syndrome.

"Its not becouse i dont train them, its because of my small calves syndrome."

by Gymbro. March 8, 2022


Small Sam Syndrome

A person namely called Sam who is small and is like a horse in a race with Blinkers on. Has one view and everyone is wrong and hates everyone who does not see his point of view. Sam is always right and his views when not seen sees his viscous syndrome come out called people vagina face and cunter. Sam can be nice but don't let his small sam syndrome come out.

Why is your small Sam syndrome coming out, no need mate !!!!

by GregD86 August 12, 2017


Small Bar Syndrome

Due to the lack of potential partners at a dead bar, everyone begins hitting on the same person, regardless if they are sexually attractive or not. (Similar to "Beer Goggles")

"What happened... Why did we stay at Pete's for so long?

"Man it was Small Bar Syndrome, that girl was not hot."

by Luna82 December 31, 2022


Small Dick Syndrome

Someone who has a micropenis that’s smaller than average.

Tucker told me he has a medical condition called “Small Dick Syndrome.”

by Peeboy. March 6, 2023


small oven syndrome

Coined by Charlie Becker. Doing something useless in a non-productive/often harmful way just because it was done that way traditionally.

Grandma had to cut the end of the turkey before putting it in the oven because the oven was too small. We don't.

I call this kind of thinking Small Oven Syndrome.

by FlexThoseMuscles May 25, 2023