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Rockert Smarter

When you are shitting on the toilet and you send your friends videos of you popping your leg acne… Soaking the puss in warm green tea and freezing the puss-tea amalgamation… Then you serve it to your step uncle only when halloween lands on a Thursday.

Wow it’s finally ThursdayLet me go Rockert Smarter my friends.

by BabeRuthPorn May 14, 2024


Smarter than a corn pickin' hen

just a simple way to say someone's smart.

"that girl's smarter than a corn pickin' hen!"

by SwagMastertheeternal September 14, 2023


I’m smarter than you people think I am

Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews

I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe

I’m smarter than you people think I am

by Death Menace May 14, 2022


Smarter mcsmarterson

Smarter mcsmarterson is somebody who thinks there smart but they are actually kinda dumb

Madison asked for an answer to a question and she said she was smart so they called her smarter mcsmarterson

by Dad loves pickles June 7, 2020


gettin smarter

It's getting brain from a chick, or getting your dick sucked.

Girl, I'm just like gettin smarter... Give me some brain. ;)0

by philgood72 May 25, 2017


Work smarter not harder

This is a phrase that a humble boss would use when they have no idea how to help and want to confess that they are an absolute idiot and to apologise for putting you in a situation where you will probably get sick from stress and overwork.

"I can't believe you agreed to that. There is no way we will get it done in time."

"Work smarter not harder."

"Ok, it isn't your fault that you are a moron. I accept your apology."

by gav-wan December 2, 2021


Snack a Little Smarter | :15 with Rick Astley & Frito-Lay

that dumb advert that rickrolls you

Me: bruh I got rickrolled by an ad called Snack a Little Smarter | :15 with Rick Astley & Frito-Lay
Bob: I really don't care

by 🍠 June 11, 2021