smeagol

The mystical art of ejaculating while one shits their pants or farts.

Andy got so excited that he smeagoled at the sight of the fireworks in Ocean City.

Kevin had just beaten Andy in a wrestling match, and he smeagoled in honor of his victory.

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smeagol face

A person whos face and/or body that resembles smeagol's out of lord of the rings. Basically an ugly skinny looking hobbit, that wants his precious one.

What the fuck did you do that for? you stupid fucking smeagol face. ugly cunt

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pengers and smeagols

An expression used when a fantastic situation is at hand. It shows thankfulness, and extreme happiness.

This word should be used in excessive moderation.

Thanks for this brand new hummer Poppa Dirk! Pengers and smeagols! :)!

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dirty smeagol

when you deep throat someone until they gurgle "gollum" three times

i dirty smeagoled her mom till her throat was sore

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Dirty Smeagol

1) Someone or something that is ill, unwashed or generally in a bad condition.

2) An unsavoury character

3) Someone of unfortunate looks that is slightly odd

1) "I was disgusted by the dirty smeagol begging at my feet"

2) "That tramp is following me around like a fly around shit, what a dirty smeagol!"

3) "That dirty smeagul was dropped on his head at birth and has 6 fingers"

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pengers and smeagols

the equivalent of saying, "It's all good!" It is only used in the most extreme of circumstances.

"Yea, my wife just died, my sister fell down at work, my baby was just stolen, and I totally was forced to eat someones poo today but....its all pengers and smeagols! :)"

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The Creature aka Smeagol

That one friend one likes that does the following...
- UGLYIER THAN A BLUE WAFFLED COVERED IN SHIT
- Resembles the creature named Smeagol
- Stays silent the whole time when he is with you...so silent that you won't even know until he does the CREATURE SCREEEH (will be defined next)
- Creature Screech = the sound it makes when its circle jacking, mad, happy, any other emotion and sounds like a mix a jackal being raped by elephant and a lil gurl screaming
- Plays xbox live only to play gay music, say nothing, and pretend to be a hard nigga in front of his few friends
- Has a Creature Cave
- Can't bench more than the bar ITSELF
- Cusses like a PUSSY ASS PUNK BITCH FUCKER that got neutered to prevent the spread of Creatureism
- Weighs less than 90lbs
- Circle jacks himself to sleep every night + ask anyone near him to join him in it
- You will Nickelback or Creed when he is near

None can be given about The Creature aka Smeagol. Last time it was nearly hunted to extinction . At least one must present to serve as example of what to avoid becoming.