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a really dry twisty hand job given at the beach, usually involving sand.
Dude why are you walking around funny?
I went to the beach yesterday with alex and they gave me a sandy smirnoff, my dick really hurts.
Japanese rice with fermented cat juice.
Cho-pass me the Smirnoff Rice, chink!
Chang-Ching Chang Chong! Gimme my rice! I want that pussy!
When you’re girlfriend suggests anal for the first time, then farts out a Smirnoff Ice and you have to chug it on your knees.
Bro, I thought I was she was going to let me do anal, and she pulled a Chocolate Smirnoff out of her ass!
Crappy premium malt beverage. Tastes like a can of Sprite that somebody took a piss in.
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After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.
"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"
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Stewie Griffin in drag. Also a beautiful dancer in ABC's Dancing With The Stars.
"That's Karina Smirnoff"
"You mean Stewie?"
"No! Her, the dancer!"
"Ohh... Think she knows Stewie?"
"(moans)"
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Adjective; Someone who has caught a Vodka buzz and is growing excessively talkative and or violent is said to be "Yakov Smirnoff"
I aint touching that potato sauce, I get totally Yakov Smirnoff.
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