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Reece Smit

Reece Smit is shithead that is shit at FIFA, fucking FIFA, it's not that fucking hard Reece. He is in love with people who are also shit at fifa like rocky.

Jeez I hate that Reece Smit guy, he's so bad at fifa

by Nigwa October 31, 2019


smit dick

Insult used to imply homosexual activity. Derived from shit and smeg these two words are combined to make smit. Sheg is an alternative word which shares the same meaning.

HAHA hindmarsh has a smit dick

by 8en February 21, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


jimmy smits

An interjection yelled after someone says the word "switch." Origin: When the movie "Switch" came out, Jimmy Smits had it written into his contract that the advertising for said movie had to list his name directly after the title--not "starring Jimmy Smits" or "with Jimmy Smits" just "Jimmy Smits." The end result was that all the commercials had this line in them:

"...Coming soon to a theater near you, it's 'Switch' jimmysmits."

"Turn off the light switch!"
"jimmysmits!"

by Crow T. Robot September 9, 2004

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smit

a slang term for the subject of english

"are you going to smit?"
"Have you done your smit homework?"
"I love smit!"

by JimSmit June 17, 2008

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Jimmy Smits

1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smits in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.

2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.

1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smits last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smits instead."

2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smits."

by Maltrevenius July 11, 2008

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Art Art Smit

Name of an imaginary guy found in a 1984 address book. Known for being imaginarily well-to-do.
See also Smart Smart Smit and Snart Snart Smit.

Art Art Smit is a pillar of the imaginary community.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003


pulin a smits

not showing up somewhere without notice

yo dog that bangin bi*ch from the other nite been pulin a smits all week.

by RPG crew August 21, 2006

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