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smothering majora

Your significant other is snoring too hard or passes out early. You ride the face until he/she starts passing out. Once the convulsions start, then You step on their junk to revive them.

Todd snored so hard he deserved a smothering majora from his wife as retaliation for the gladiator helmet she received once.

by Roma Funky Party Crew February 17, 2018


Bathroom Smother

When someone is in a bathroom stall, and you throw rounds of wet paper towel into the bathroom stall directed at the occupant. The bombardment works better when a group of participants each throw the wet paper towel together, thus smothering the occupant inside the stall. Some may miss, but the majority will hit the occupant.

"guys, kevin is taking a dump. everyone, grab some tissue and wet it under the sink, we are about to bathroom smother him.."

by thelorax11 December 14, 2011

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Breast Smother

A great way to die.

Deadly Weapons is a movie about a woman who breast smothers men to death. While the acting is very poor, the breast smothering scenes are rather kinky.

by Dancing with Fire November 12, 2011

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Smother Fucker

A man who does not hold his weight up during missionary sex. His weight is all on the woman and she has a very hard time breathing.

That smother fucker just about killed me last night!

I won't be dating anymore smother fuckers...I may not survive the next one!

by Meg Kelso October 5, 2006

57๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Breast smother

When a woman usually with huge breasts tackles a man and shoves her boobs in his face

I love Derek. Last night I had sex with him and as usual he wanted me to breast smother him. "Whatever you want babe!"I said,taking off my bra (yes he makes me take off my bra.) and I threw him on the bed. I got on top of him and started kissing him then I said "you ready?" In an angry tone then I gave him a hand job while shoving my breasts in his face "I love these boobs!"said Derek in a muffled voice. It was muffled because i always smother him hard. Then I don't know how but he started licking my boobs. It just felt so nice. I had to scream after a pleasureful 45minutes. "DEREK OH YES YES YES YES YES YES OOOOOOOOO!" He started gently touching my nipples. Then I got up and got in a position that my head was near his HUGE penis and his head was near my pussy. I started sucking and he started to finger my pussy. I was screaming ALL night.

by Person1510 April 8, 2014

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grand-Smother

The overbearing, spoiling, mollycoddling, meddlesome mother of a parent. Often found participating in the unsolicited role of taking over the parenting job from the actual parent.

I used to leave the baby with Devin's step-mom but when I went to pick the baby up after work, that grand-Smother wouldn't hand the kid over and actually snarled at me.

by rach2013 October 21, 2013


smothered hope

absolutely amazing skinny puppy song that is usually performed at the end of shows and has also been covered by ministry.

i just dont want to know anymore

by jimwhite January 17, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž