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brown poo stains left in the toilet after a dinner of hearty greek food. they may take several flushes before they begin to fade away.
"Bill ate greek food last night and greek smudged his tiolet to hell."
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Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.
1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!
verb.
the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.
warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.
when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.
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when your friend "B" tries to convey to you the small amount of "stuff" left in the pipe and is so damn high that they trip over the words "turd, smudge /smear" and says instead "smurd smudge".
you: Anything left in the pipe?
Friend: Just a little smurd smudge.
Basically, after you have butt sex and have poop on your wiener (Mudge), you wipe said poop on your partner's upper lip (Smudge). It's an updated term for a Dirty Sanchez.
Did you check out the Mudge Smudge that Bob left on Stanley? There was corn in it.
v- to take a shit in someone's mouth and make out with them.
Adam loves to chocolate smudge his mother.
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When you eat a curry and have a crap the next day you wipe your ass and the poo smudges all around anus
I ate a chicken vindaloo last night and when I had a poo this morning I wiped my ass and had curry smudge.
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