snapchat

an app used those who regard texting as too mainstream to comunicate. allow an image of their top man clothing to accompany the text they wish to send. the people who use snapchat are the reason that western civilisation must fall.

'yeah snapchat boi?'
'can't bled, I'm cruising for some new bracelets'

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Snapchat

Snapchat is a Social media app that is beginning the slow decline to being forgotten.

It is most commonly used by teens and young adults.

Snapchat is a thoroughly overrated social media app that bills itself as being unique, when it simply takes an already existing idea, and runs with it.

It is also harped upon by Buzzfeed, so if that isn't a red flag, I don't know what is.

Snapchat's main feature is a photo and video sharing system that allows users to share media that disappears after ten seconds or less. Users can also live stream and add 10 second clips to a function called their "Story", which they can update all day. These can be viewed as many times as possible for 24 hours before being permanently deleted.

The app also includes "lenses", or filters that make the user look incredibly childish and stupid. One of the most commonly used is the Dog Filter also known as the Hoe Filter.

The app also makes use of advertisements to an obscene degree, which allows corporations to come even closer to people, and pin them with marketing that appears very benevolent, but is just as retarded as any other ad.

Snapchat's parent company, Snap, Inc is a poorly run company that has also released Snapchat Spectacles, a wholly useless wearable camera that is somewhere between Google Glass and a Forever 21 product. Tends to be worn by typical Snapchat basics.

So basically, fuck Snapchat.

Typical loser- "I've got 10 snap streaks going!"

Me- "So you think that's actually something to be proud of?"

Loser- "Um... yes?"

Me- "Fucking yuppie scum, you'll never amount to anything if you keep on using Snapchat. "

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Snapchat

An app which fools people's brain. It changes face, mouth, eyes, eyebrows , eyelashes, nose, ears and even your hair. It can also be used as a plastic surgery app.

Example: Yesterday I saw a beautiful girl on snapchat.

Ps. It was actually a boy trying on makeup filters.

Snapchat

An app that likes to make stupid updates that no one likes! But an overall good video and picture sharing app and good for using filters!

“Snapchat me!”
“What’s your Snapchat username?”

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Snapchat

If you honestly don't know what Snapchat is, but you know what the urban dictionary is, you need to get out more

Add me on Snapchat!

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SnapChat

an app designed to communicate with friends through picture

SnapChat is da real MVP

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Snapchat

A waste of your time. A place where a bunch of fuckboys try to get girls by texting pictures when you can use something called, “IMessage”

1: yo! Send me a snap about your new iPhone!
2: why don’t you just “text” it to me?
1: o Noes u is not cool 4 that yo.
2: You and snapchat has ruined the worlds existence.

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