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When your Asian friends eat all of the Kung Pow chicken at a Super Bowl party.
Watch out! Sneak attack time. Hung and Jitsu are here. Hide your food.
when you squirt a bit of lime or lemon juice on your finger before you finger a bitch
Whore: Ahhhhh!!! Why does my pussy sting?!
Me: Haha! Sneak attack bitch!
When being kissed by surprise in a non-terrifying way but in a romantic way.
“Jennifer didn’t want to kiss me in front of everybody so instead i used the sneak attack kiss method. She loved it”
This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.
Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.
The other terrorists golf clap.
“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”
“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”