Sesame sneeds

Sesame sneeds are a great lunchtime snack. A term originally coined by the late philosopher and bachelor Matthew Robert Rose.

"Sesame sneeds are a great lunchtime snack.

My mum puts them in my lunchtime pack.
I love them so much, I could eat a whole sack.
Don't judge me, just give me slack."

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rat sneed

A person who frequently partakes in the consumption of marijuana, yet never fulfills his duty of purchasing a bag or "going-in" on a sack. Frequently runs under the guise of only participating in the smoke-out, because he was offered (which is all the time). Person may have confused self image issues, meaning that while he may enjoy smoking other people's herb, often multiple times a day/evening; he cannot allow himself to become, "one of those people," that buys pot.

"Hey Sheldon, what's up with you man, you never take your turn, buying a sack?!"

"Oh I only smoke cause you offer it man, we don't have to smoke..."

"Stop stealing our weed, you RAT SNEED!"

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sneed

A filler adjective, noun, or, verb depending on the context and tone of the person saying it.

Me: This elevator is pretty sneedy
Stranger: Look's pretty new to me, it's fast too!

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Dirty Sneed

When you’re infatuated with putting your finger in the belly button of your friends while saying “balalalalala”

Did you see when molly gave Derek a dirty sneed last night?

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Need for Sneed

The necessity of a sexual relationship with a "crispy" African American by the name of William Sneed the Third.

I Janay has the Need for Sneed!
No she likes perry!

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Need for Sneed

Kaleb Nelson likes big black dick

-"Kaleb made the other definition for Need for Sneed and shouldn't have because he didn't know people would over react"

-"Foreal?!"

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Crenshaw sneed

The stupid fucking nigger that’s failing every class and threatened to shoot you

Crenshaw sneed

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