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1. (n) A wanna-be-guidette whore WHO'S NOT EVEN HOT with a fake tan and dyed hair. Gives the glorious state of New Jersey a bad name.
2. (v) The act of being punched in the face by a guido tool-bag.
Did you hear about that bitch Snooki getting punched in the face? She totally deserved it.
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A useless lump of human excrement dyed orange and in possession of a jar of pickles and a Bump-It. It is a parasite found primarily along the coast of New Jersey, although it may travel great distances, spreading a disease known as "guiditis," which transforms normal human beings into orange, obnoxious piles of crap that literally serve no purpose other than to piss people off. It is also a vector for other infectious diseases including, but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital warts, rabies, tularemia, African Sleeping Sickness, marlaria, tetanus, tuberculosis, smallpox, Dengue fever, the common cold, syphillis, parvovirus, and myriad others. It should be avoided at all costs.
Goddammit, I fucking hate Snooki and everyone else on that stupid-ass show.
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1. Descendant of the fabled big-foot family, usually wears slutty clothes exposing most of its body, has a very loose vagina; however it is not apparent if it is male or female.
2. The reason why there's world hunger.
Guy 1: ''Dude, did you see that Snooki on Jersey Shore last night?''
Guy 2: ''Yeah dude, I could totally see its camel toe sagging through her socks!''
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a petite quidette, with the best hair poof and tends to be obnoxious.
Damn that girl was such a snooki last night. I think i can only take small amounts of her at a time.
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a term used to describe an overweight guidettewho possibly receives fashion advice from transvestite weekly.
snooki scares the crap out of me
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see cum-dumpster, jizz-bag, fuck socket, com guzzling gutter slut. see also drunken moron
Bob, "do you see that drunken fuck socket over there?"
Tom, "yea, she's just a cum dumpster, what a Snooki."
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The most ugly, tanned, bitchy whore in the entire World! No, I mean the entire fucking UNIVERSE!!!!!!
Seriously, this girl looks like a fat, greasy, vulgar and ugly oompa-loompa who gets ride by every guy who passes in front of her.
"Snooki wants smuch smuch" from South Park
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