snot

The stuff you blow in your neighbor's hot tub.

Anyone want to go hot tubbing tonight?

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snot

nasal mucus(see also snot rocket)

Yuck! I got snot on my new clothes.

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snot

verb - to punch somebody in the face

"He spilled my pint, so I snotted him"

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snot

Salty nozeshit. Try it..

Insert index finger into nose, and scrape some of the walls. Taste it. Pretty yumm, huh?

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snot

All the green and yellow crap left in your nose from the night you had before,generally caused by large amounts of smoke.

Dude I smoked an ounce last night and this morning I blew snot.

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snot

Jizm, cum, semen, seed, issue

I was dry-humping Betty last night and came home with my drawers all full of snot

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Snot Splatter

This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.

I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.

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