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1) A term that is used to describe what happens when one mixes seedy 80's porn and badly cut cocaine. The effects can be volatile, ranging from (but not limited to) dramatic loss of time, unquenchable dry mouth, rash, rugburn, and suddenly finding one's self at a local grocery nude and surrounded by onlookers/police officers. Dramatic, indeed.
2) Used loosely to describe a day which feels a lot like the above definition.
3) The aftermath of a vicious blackout or bender.
1) "I got stuck in a Swedish Snowstorm yesterday. Dramatic!"
2) "I'm reporting to a new boss, I have to change schools, and it looks like I won't be going to the Netherlands afterall. Man, today was a real Swedish Snowstorm."
3) "This is the third Swedish Snowstorm for Jenny in a month. I think it might be time for an intervention."
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When, in the throes of ecstasy, a man ejaculates into a ceiling fan. This results in a glorious dispersal of seminal fluid known as a Michigan snowstorm.
A Michigan snowstorm can be performed in one's own company, with a lover, or even at a gathering of friends.
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A stinky snowstorm occurs when you take a crap and freeze your poop in order to form a dildo. Once the dildo is formed the girl then uses on her vagina in order to please herself sexually.
Last night my girlfriend told me she had a fever, so i gave her a stinky snowstorm as a way to cool her down.
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An orgy involving one woman, generally middle aged, and at least five guys. The men first abstain from masturbating or having intercourse for at least three days, in order to increase the potency and quantity of their ejaculation. The orgy begins when the men stand in a circle around the woman, who is kneeling on the ground. They proceed to circle jerk, ejaculating simultaneously on her head (so that she is covered in the "snow"). They then proceed to gang-bang the woman - pausing first to tweak on some crystal meth. Originated in Ft. MacMurray Alberta, where due to the oil sands there is a largely transient population of male workers (a.k.a rig-pigs), and relatively few females.
Rig-pig 1: How's it goin' eh? Did you bone that chick from the bar last night?
Rig -pig 2: Naw man, I had to share with my buddies. Showed her an Alberta Snowstorm.
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The Alaskan Snow Storm is a dastardly act of sexual villainy during heterosexual relations. The male and female establish an agreed upon location where he is welcome to come. When about to come, the male positions where established. Then in the final moment he wildly ejaculates all over her.
Chris: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan SnowStorm again.
George: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Chris: I know.
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Creampie of a prolapsed anus that turns into a cum swap.
Steve received the most amazing rosebud snowstorm last week. Nobody knew he had it in him!
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Prolapsed assholes cum farting on a cum swap.
Guy 1: I used to watch porn on the daily until I saw a prolapsed asshole farting cum.
Guy 2: Oh you mean a rosebud snowstorm?
rosebudpink sock
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